Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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