im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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