so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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