office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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