It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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