tell your sister to shave her snatch
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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