the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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