Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Drunk is not a location!
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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