I wish I could punch you in the face.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
How naked do you want me to be?
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