Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Randomize
