My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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