these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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