Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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