I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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