Sry I called you an 8
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
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Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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