Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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