ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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