Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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