So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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