I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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