am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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