This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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