I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding