well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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