We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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