If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
The best revenge is premature balding
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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