You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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