Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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