Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
