Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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