So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
