how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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