Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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