she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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