like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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