You're a womanizer and a bitch.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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