I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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