So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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