There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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