i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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