What a fucking waste of an outfit
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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