so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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