Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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