let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.