I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
he puts the penis in happiness.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?