Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
the day after is always just damage control
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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