I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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