:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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