Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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