Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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