Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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