Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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