Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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