I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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