Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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