honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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